Here is my final summation for 2006:

A lot of people poop their pants the first time they try herion. So maybe lactose intolerant people just need to build up a tolerance to milk products in order to get the high of their lives.

 
 
comments:
Janie says:
 
I’m on it!
Ryan says:
 
I knew you would be, my lactose intolerant lover. Want me to inject some straight to your veins?
Janie says:
 
aawwwhhhh yeh…that’s the stuff