My first partaking in what seems to be an annual blog tradition. Let me try this.
Top 5 “Glad They Didn’t Make an Album” in 2006
5 - Ryan Malcolm
Ryan Malcolm started a rock band called Low Level Flight. These are the exact words I used to describe his future when he won Canadian Idol. How strange. Unfortunately the band’s first single will be released in January.

4 - Serial Joe
After some research when we realized Serial Joe had been dropped from their label, we discovered that the band had broken up after 7 years together. Did you know they broke up? I guess most music editors passed on covering this story. Can you believe nobody thought this would be earth shattering news?

3 - Celine Dion
Celine is currently under contract straight through ’till 2007 at Ceasar’s Palace. Lucky them.

2 - Avril Lavigne
Avril has announced that she doesn’t want to be a singer anymore and that she wants to act. This must be how a clown’s wife feels when he tells her he’s switching from juggling chainsaws to swallowing swords.

1 - William Shatner
Actually I think I could have gone for some Billy Shatner at some point in the year.. Ah well.