I’ve been living life in the real world for a few days. I don’t think I care for it much. I have, however, taken a little time to think up a way to enrich your sad internet lives. Having recently landed myself temporary possesion of the Star Wars sextology (is that a word?). I sat through the newly digitized version of episodes’ 4 to 6 for the billionth time, then once more with the director’s commentaries on. I also invoked the awesome episode 3 where, as I like to call it, all the Disney dies out of the series. I didn’t have the stomach for episode’s 1 and 2 just yet. But I plan, within the next few days, to sit through the entire 6 movies uninterrupted and document my progress. Will I make it through alive? Will I eternally curse myself to acne and living in my parents basement? Will my girlfriend leave me for Boba Fett? Will Needless Productions turn into a Star Wars chat room that frequently becomes involved with flaming sessions with trekkies.org? Only time will tell. Keep checking back for the conclusion.